Jokes

A woman with 14 children, ranging in age from one to
fourteen, went to court to sue her husband for divorce on
grounds of desertion.
"When did he leave you?" the judge asked.
"Thirteen years ago," the tired mother replied.
The judge was confused. "Well, if he left thirteen years
ago, where did all these children come from?"

"Well," said the woman, "he kept coming back to say he was
sorry.

Happy Friendship Day

ONE DAY MONDAY WENT TO TUESDAY TO SEE WEDNESDAY N ASK THURSDAY WHETHER FRIDAY HAS TOLD SATURDAY THAT "SUNDAY" IS FRIENDSHIP DAY...."Happy Friendshipday..blast it!"

Thank U! Ram

Jokes

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said, 'WHERE AM I?' in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said, 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.'
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER' sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, 'I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer.'