November 26, 2005

Rock ur PC

November 25, 2005

Birds can feel too. Although this bird had already died, another bird flew over to her immediately, just like a family member, unable to accept the truth.

Not long after that, another car stormed in causing the dead bird's body to whirl with the wind. The spouse noticed the movement. As if she was still alive, he quickly flew beside her again.

He stayed beside her and yelled ... "WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING UP!?"

Unfortunately, she's no longer able to hear him. In the meantime, he's trying to lift her up.

He, of course, was unable to bear the burden. Another car soon passed by. He quickly flew off. Once the car had gone, he came down again.

He had used all of his energy, however...

The photographer said he couldn't shoot any longer. The photographer was so worried that the living bird was going to get hurt by passing cars. So he picked up the dead bird and left it at the roadside. The live one still lingered at a nearby tree as if crying with his singing and refused to leave.

Do humans have the same feelings nowadays?

November 24, 2005

November 22, 2005

tOdaY's PicTuRE

How to scare a Software Engineer

November 21, 2005

tOdaYs SMS

Natanaki
Nageswara Rao

Fightlaki
Jacky Chan

Crickettuki
Sachin

Chessuki
Humpy

Andaniki
Aiswarya Rai

Tea ki
Bun

TV ki
sun

Endaki
Majjiga

Nightuki
Beeru

Sangeethaniki
Ilayaraja

Aids ki
Puli raja

Pillalaki
Toys

Girlski
Boys

SMS ki
Nenu

Pani paata leka Chadhivindhi
Nuvu..

November 15, 2005

We do copy various data by ctrl+c for pasting elsewhere.
This copied data is stored in clipboard and is accessible from the net by acombination of Javascripts and ASP.

Just try this:
1) Copy any text by ctrl+c
2) Click the Link:http://www.sourcecodesworld.com/special/clipboard.asp
3) You will see the text you copied on the Screen which wasaccessed by this web page.

Do not keep sensitive data (like passwords, creditcard numbers, PINetc.) in the clipboard while surfing the web. It is extremely easy to extract the text stored in the clipboard to steal your sensitive information.

Bihar Driving License.

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
------------------------------------------ -----------------------
NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill, copy from your phriend(dost) applikason.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)

2. phust name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)

3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ (M) _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no, leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color (Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

November 11, 2005

BUSH GOES TO SCHOOL

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?Oh that's right --- question time.
Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand .
George points him out andasks him what his name is?
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions."
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!

November 09, 2005

November 06, 2005

November 05, 2005

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
7. Why is it called building when it is already built?
8. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
9.If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
10.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
11. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???
12. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

November 04, 2005

November 03, 2005

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

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