to all my blog buddies..

Dream what you want to dream,
Go where you want to go,
Be what you want to be,
because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you wnat to do.

Things you miss/wish in life

1. 5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, You wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

2. You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was 'find tool (ctrl + F)' in life!

3. You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

4. The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen' in life!

5. After marriage you realize t hat there is bound to be a mismatch, You wish there was an 'evaluation period' or at least a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'!

6. One day you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'cut/copy and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C) and (ctrl + V)' in life!

~~ From - Ramya ~~

Optimism, Hope and Motivation

When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a 2000-step process."

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తెలుగులొ రాయడము ఎలా?

ప్రియమైన తెలుగు బ్లాగర్ స్నేహితుల్లారా,

తెలుగులొ ఎలా రాయలో తెలుసుకున్నాను
నాకు ఈ రోజు ఎంతో ఆనందంగా ఉంది.
నేను వ్రాసిన తెలుగులొ ఏమైనా తప్పులుంటె భరించి మరియు క్షమించండి.

ఈ సందర్భంగా ఒక పాట పాడుకుందాం
ఆకలి రాజ్యం లోని పాటకు పేరడీ..

సాంబారు ఎటూ లేదు
కోక్ అయినా తాగు బ్రదర్
అమెరికా లొ పిజ్జా, బర్గర్
నీదీ నాదీ బ్రదరూ
స్వతంత్ర దేశంలొ పిజ్జా కూడా
పెసరట్టే బ్రదర్
మన తల్లి Microsoft
మన అన్న పవరుసాఫ్టు
మన భూమి సిలికాన్ వేలిరా
తమ్ముడూ
మన కీర్తి సాఫ్టువేరు రా

డెగ్రీ లు తెచ్చుకుని H 1Bవీసా పుచ్చుకుని
అమెరికా చేరినాము
డాలర్స్ డాలర్స్ అంటున్నాము
దేశాన్ని పాలించె భావి పీ.ఎమ్ లము బ్రదర్

ఈ చెత భూమి లొ జాబ్ రావడం మన తప్పా
ఆవేశమ్ ఆపుకోని బిల్ గేట్స్ దె తప్పా
డెన్నిస్ లొ తినేసి సినిమా కి చెక్కెయ్యి బ్రదర్
పని చెయ్య ప్రోజెక్ట్ లెదు
అది వస్తే డబ్బూ లెదు
అన్నమూ రమచంద్ర అంటె
మెక్ డొనాల్డ్స్ యె దిక్కు మనకు రా
దేవుడి దె భారమని SAP నెర్చుకొ బ్రదర్

ఈ పాటని diversityintelugu నుంచి తీసుకున్నాను

SLIP OF TONGUE

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "oh shit"

India Won

India win by 259 runs.
This is India's biggest victory against Sri Lanka
India is now second in the ICC Test rankings, replacing England.

Man of the match: Harbhajan Singh
Man of the Series: Anil Kumble

Supervisor

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit issitting outside hisburrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes afox, out for awalk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbitsdon't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. Afterfew minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriterand resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch thehardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'mdoing a thesis on howrabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published,do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and againthe rabbit returnsby himself, after a few minutes, and goes back totyping.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are youdoing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"


Scene: As they enter the Burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.


Moral:IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHATMATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson
In the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHATMATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT...

  hey, check it out this it takes less than a minute ....
  Work this out as you read ...
  Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
  This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 
 
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 
3. Add 5   
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator .... 
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you haven't, add 1754. 
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. 
  
You should have a three digit number . 
 
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). 
 
The next two numbers are .... ! 
  
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) 
 
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest
decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left
his whole basket of hats
by the side.

A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his
hats were gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of
monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The Bihari
sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.

While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next
moment,the monkeys were doing the same.
Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly
the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it
on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally
managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a
hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his
grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest.
It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left
the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the
monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words,
started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took
down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat
on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all
the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat
on the floor, gave him a slap and said
...................

.........

....

.

Guess What????????


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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele
Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil
Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of
Technology? I had never heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before
getting an admission into it . What happened is - due
to cricket world cup I scored badly in 12th.I was
getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father
said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest
so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will
never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to
join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao
Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari
Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years
to complete your engineering.

Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4
years. But you know , these cricket matches and
football world cup, and tennis tournaments..It is
difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd
year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in
maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6,
good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect
exams a lot. I think they ! should ban it.

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket
matches to be banned.

Candidate: No, no.. I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in
life?

Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My
mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when
i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for
me in BEST(Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through
some relative .

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing
'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On
which platforms have you worked?

Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say
Andheri is my current platform . Earlier I was at
Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you
can see I have experience of different platforms !
(Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?

Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can
keep quiet in German, French, Russian and ma! ny other
languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So
VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they
are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly
Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess,
this is the language our ministers and MPs use in
assembly .

Interviewer: What is your general project experience?

Candidate: My general experience about projects is -
most of th! e times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata
InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before
joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another
software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management
experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult.
I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I ! know how
to dial for International phone call and use speaker
facility. And very important - I know few words like -
'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes',
'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' ,
'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others
for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our
company?

Candidate: Not much.

1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it
should not have deadlines. I personally feel that
pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would
like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest wednesday
off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I wo! uld like to go abroad 3 times a year on short
term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I
prefer US,Australia and Europe. But considering the
fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in
2007,I don't mind going there in that period . As you
can see I am modest and don't have many expectations.
So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your
interest in our organization. In fact I was never
entertained so much before. .. :-)) We look forward to
working with you .. welcome to Infosys ;-)

Santa's Hat

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Use... this... in... life

Talk---Softly
Walk----Humbly
Eat---------Sensibly
Breathe---------Deeply
Sleep----------Sufficiently
Dress---------------Smartly
Act-----------------Fearlessly
Work------------------Patiently
Think-------------------Truthfully
Believe---------------------Correctly
Behave------------------------Decently
Learn--------------------------Practically
Plan---------------------------------Orderly
Earn----------------------------------Honestly
Save------------------------------------Regularly
Spend----------------------------------Intelligently
Love-------------------------------------Passionately
ENJOY----------------------------------COMPLETELY

"Don't be sad that you are in dark

Search for a way to come out of that darkness

Don't be sad if you fail

Search for a way to beat the failure and get the success

Trust is the weapon in your hand

Go ahead with that trust

Success will always be with you"

Courtesy: Chaitu

"Fail after trying,

but don't fail in trying"

Courtesy: Chaitu

tOdaY's SMS

Be a man of trigger,
Don't dream about figure.
Figure will make u a beggar.
Beggar cannot get a figure.
So beware of figure!!

From: Suresh

a week should be like this

Life shows us 100 reasons to be sad
show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile
then your life will be beautiful

" I M Possible"

JoKE oF thE DAy

Intelligent Sardaar

An Englishman And A Sardaarji are Sitting Next To Each Other On A Long Flight From London To New York. The Englishman Leans Over To Sardaarji And Asks If He Would Like To Play A Fun Game.

The Sardaarji Is Tired And Just Wants To Take A Nap, So He Politely Declines And Rolls Over To The Window To Catch A Few Winks. The Englishman Persists, Saying That The Game Is Really Easy And A Lot Of Fun.

He Explains How The Game Works: "I Ask You A Question, And If You Don't Know The Answer, You Pay Me, And Visa-Versa."

Again, He Politely Declines And Tries To Get Some Sleep. The Chauvinistic Englishman Figures That Since His Opponent Is A Sardaarji He Will Easily Win The Match, So He Makes Another Offer:

"Okay, How About This "If You Don't Know The Answer You Pay Me Only $5, But If I Don't Know The Answer, I Will Pay You $50." This Catches The Sardaarji's Attention And, Figuring That There Will Be No End To This! Torment Unless He Plays, He Agrees To Play The Game.

The Englishman Asks The First Question. "What's The Distance From The Earth To The Moon?"

The Sardaarji Doesn't Say A Word, Reaches In To His Wallet, Pulls Out A Five-Dollar Bill, And Hands It To The Englishman.

Now, It's The Sardaarji's Turn. He Asks The Englishman, "What goes Up A Hill With Three Legs, And Comes Down With Four?"

The Englishman Looks At Him With A Puzzled Look. He Takes Out His Laptop Computer And Searches All His References. He Taps Into The Airphone With His Modem And Searches The Net And Even The Library Of Congress. Frustrated, He Sends E-Mails To All His Co-Workers And Friends He Knows. All To No Avail.

After Over An Hour, Of Searching For The Answer He Finally Gives Up.

He Wakes The Sardaarji And Hands Him $50. The Sardaarji Politely Takes The $50 And Turns Away To Get Back To Sleep.

The Englishman, Who Is More Than A Little Frustrated! , Wakes The Sardaarji And Asks, "Well, So What Is The Answer?" Again Without A Word, The Sardaarji Reaches Into His Wallet, Hands The Englishman $5, And Goes Back To Sleep.

JoKE oF thE DAy

cOnGR8uLaTIoNs to VAnatHi

on getting a new job.

eNJoy ur job like this.

dOwnLOAd

watch F1 car accident

tOdaY's PiCtuRe

tOdaY's SMS

"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",

To batao "A" ko "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...

Rock ur PC

tOdaY's SMS

Life is full of

hurdels & pains,

dont give up even if u fall..

Get up..

stand straight..

and ASK..

:
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EVADU BEY

TOSINDI?

(KAUN BEY DAKKA DIYA?)

(WHO THE HELL PUSHED ME??)

True Love

It was a gloomy Saturday afternoon. A flock of birds was spending great time searching for food and playing on the main road. Out of the sudden, a big truck sped through... sad thing had happened again.

Birds can feel too. Although this bird had already died, another bird flew over to her immediately, just like a family member, unable to accept the truth.

Not long after that, another car stormed in causing the dead bird's body to whirl with the wind. The spouse noticed the movement. As if she was still alive, he quickly flew beside her again.

He stayed beside her and yelled ... "WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING UP!?"

Unfortunately, she's no longer able to hear him. In the meantime, he's trying to lift her up.

He, of course, was unable to bear the burden. Another car soon passed by. He quickly flew off. Once the car had gone, he came down again.

He had used all of his energy, however...

The photographer said he couldn't shoot any longer. The photographer was so worried that the living bird was going to get hurt by passing cars. So he picked up the dead bird and left it at the roadside. The live one still lingered at a nearby tree as if crying with his singing and refused to leave.

Do humans have the same feelings nowadays?

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Project started Analysis and Design
Coding

Bug in my code

Somebody has changed my code

Where did it go wrong
Code not Working
Did I make any mistake
Hello onsite.. I found the Mistake
Code Working

Code Working No bugs Project Completed

Got an On-Site offer
Flying to On-site