Intelligent Sardaar

An Englishman And A Sardaarji are Sitting Next To Each Other On A Long Flight From London To New York. The Englishman Leans Over To Sardaarji And Asks If He Would Like To Play A Fun Game.

The Sardaarji Is Tired And Just Wants To Take A Nap, So He Politely Declines And Rolls Over To The Window To Catch A Few Winks. The Englishman Persists, Saying That The Game Is Really Easy And A Lot Of Fun.

He Explains How The Game Works: "I Ask You A Question, And If You Don't Know The Answer, You Pay Me, And Visa-Versa."

Again, He Politely Declines And Tries To Get Some Sleep. The Chauvinistic Englishman Figures That Since His Opponent Is A Sardaarji He Will Easily Win The Match, So He Makes Another Offer:

"Okay, How About This "If You Don't Know The Answer You Pay Me Only $5, But If I Don't Know The Answer, I Will Pay You $50." This Catches The Sardaarji's Attention And, Figuring That There Will Be No End To This! Torment Unless He Plays, He Agrees To Play The Game.

The Englishman Asks The First Question. "What's The Distance From The Earth To The Moon?"

The Sardaarji Doesn't Say A Word, Reaches In To His Wallet, Pulls Out A Five-Dollar Bill, And Hands It To The Englishman.

Now, It's The Sardaarji's Turn. He Asks The Englishman, "What goes Up A Hill With Three Legs, And Comes Down With Four?"

The Englishman Looks At Him With A Puzzled Look. He Takes Out His Laptop Computer And Searches All His References. He Taps Into The Airphone With His Modem And Searches The Net And Even The Library Of Congress. Frustrated, He Sends E-Mails To All His Co-Workers And Friends He Knows. All To No Avail.

After Over An Hour, Of Searching For The Answer He Finally Gives Up.

He Wakes The Sardaarji And Hands Him $50. The Sardaarji Politely Takes The $50 And Turns Away To Get Back To Sleep.

The Englishman, Who Is More Than A Little Frustrated! , Wakes The Sardaarji And Asks, "Well, So What Is The Answer?" Again Without A Word, The Sardaarji Reaches Into His Wallet, Hands The Englishman $5, And Goes Back To Sleep.


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4 comments:

చైతన్య said...

ha ha ha....

kiraN said...

-> sush: ya its not..

-> Chaitu: :)

-> Vanathi: :)

Krish said...

haha..

kiraN said...

-> Krish: :)