Jokes

A woman with 14 children, ranging in age from one to
fourteen, went to court to sue her husband for divorce on
grounds of desertion.
"When did he leave you?" the judge asked.
"Thirteen years ago," the tired mother replied.
The judge was confused. "Well, if he left thirteen years
ago, where did all these children come from?"

"Well," said the woman, "he kept coming back to say he was
sorry.