Dear Mr. Laloo

Today's JokeLaloo Prasad sends his bio-data - for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he receives the following reply:-

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone calls shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumps with joy on receiving this reply. He arranges a press conference:-
"Bhaiyon aur behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai". Everyone is delighted. Laloo Prasad continues...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa, par letter angreezi main hai - isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga."

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, ----- "Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya,
You do not meet ----- Aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement. ----- humko to zaroorat hai.
Please do not send any further correspondence ----- Ab letter-vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone calls ----- Phonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained". ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi".
Thanks, ----- Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad,
Bill Gates. ---- Bilva.