'isms'

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows.
You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel.
Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows.
You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you.
Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.
INTELism
Microsoft makes horse shoes.
You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk.
You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEism
You have a cow.
You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
SAPism
You don't have a cow.
You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism
You have a cow.
You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank.
If you have a cow, press 1.
If you have a bull, press 2...
stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow.
You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
GEism
You have a donkey.
People think you have a 100-year old cow.
If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow.
You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAism
You have a very old cow.
You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.