SHOCKING TELEGRAMS

TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hillstation sends a telegram to his wife : "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM #3 A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked hisservant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: 'sethji aaj mar gaye !'
(Sethji Ajmer gaye).