Read this.. don't miss the last one.

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.

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Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

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Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative.
More the success, more the relatives.

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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.

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this is rocking..

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.
-Indian Armed Forces